partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*heelys away from building as it explodes* *dramatic music plays*

wartortles:

idc what u say, space jam is a masterpiece. how do u put nba legend michael jordan and fuckin bugs bunny together and not have a masterpiece? exactly

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

one time i got bored in class so i drank 3 bottles of water and when my teacher asked me what i was doing i told him i was trying to drown myself

-everysecond:

-everysecond:

I don’t know if I’m not photogenic or if I have no idea to take a picture of myself

maybe i’m just ugly

so i guess a bunch of fandom and b/w blogs follow me and im so confused but like the b/w is cool bc im way into photography and everything but yeah i just noticed that bye i cant feel my mouth now

mailorderwife:

I really want to be famous like not for self fulfillment or success but vengeance on people who ignored me in middle school

lameborghini:

if u think my text posts are bad now u should see the ones that i don’t even publish

ghostkid:

girl are you the sun because i have a hard time looking at you directly and you make me sweat a lot

i hate how tequila taste but ohhhh i love hooooow it feeeeeels

i think about killing myself a lot

niggaimdeadass:

i leave crumbs in the butter because i hate my family 

notahoe:

somewhere in the world there’s somebody out there listening to Lip Gloss by lil mama and I just think that’s beautiful 

amoying:

amoying:

what did one corn kernel say to the other kernel?

what’s poppin?